Tuesday, March 22, 2005

How Long Has it Been Since Your Last Confession?


When meeting and greeting, it's always important to have a support system in case the person you're talking to ends up being a douche.


Whenever there's a lull in conversation it's always nice to whip something out of your backup plan to aid you in digging up some general information about the person with whom you're speaking.
This, in turn, can help you determine whether, in fact, he/she is a douche.

One of the most widely used questions that can be easily incorporated to help you get out of a verbal rut is "So, uh, what kind of music do you like?"

Occasionally in situations like the aforementioned one may be presented with some bands that he feels he SHOULD like, but really can't stand.

The typical response to artists like these are "oh, yeah, they're alright".
This may be translated to "the lead singers voice makes my ears bleed".

But I've been in the closet long enough. It's time to let it all hang out.

I actually do not like:

U2
The Beastie Boys
Pearl Jam
My Chemical Romance
Death Cab for Cutie (my dislike varies from song to song)
Audioslave
Guster
post-Nirvana Dave Grohl
Queens of the Stone Age
Le Tigre

Sleater-Kinney
Jane's Addiction
Coheed and Cambria



What are some bands that you feel you should like but don't at all?