A Little Diddy of Se7en Things, Compliments of Rebekah

Seven Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Travel to many exotic places. (Most of which are currently afflicted with civil strife.)
2. Fall in love. (I'm a woman. It's the damn pheromones, I can't help this.)
3. Do something extraordinary. (This seems to be harder than I had originally thought)
4. Get a Shiba Inu and name it Wolfgang.
5. Maybe pop out a few kids. (I've got some time to waste and the world isn't quite enough overpopulated yet)
6. Get my Zen on. (This entails making peace with myself, the men in my life, the world, and possibly smoking a bit of the Buddha in the process.)
7. And perhaps the most important yet daunting task is to finally complete one of those damn Rubik's cubes.


Things I Can Do:
1. Collage. (It's my thing)
2. Repetitively doodle an eye on most paperwork that comes my way.
3. Cook, clean, do laundry and master many other domestic privileges.
4. Make too many hemp necklaces.
5. Batik.
6. Wear a lot of jewerly.
7. Snuggle. (Yes I blame it on the female thing. But this is one of the less tedious and much more fun things I've inherited through the x chromosome)


Things I Cannot Do:
1. Sing.
2. Control my tendency to blush when I'm in an uncomfortable situation, namely when doing an oral presentation in Spanish class.
3. Dance.
4. Comprehend what people mean when they say, "That George Bush, he sure is a good president."
5. Go for an extensive period of time without affection. (I like to hug. Be forewarned.)
6. Blow shit up with advanced psychokinesis. (Though that'd be cool)
7. Refrain from laughing at inappropriate times when inspired to do so by my particularly close and amusing friends.


Seven Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:
1. Intelligence.
2. Wit.
3. Eyes.
4. Manner of speaking.
5. Caring, Creativity, Cunning Charisma, and a bunch of other traits beginning with 'c' (cunnilingus not excluded).
6. Big sense of humor.
7. Nice teeth. (I'm all about good dental hygiene)


Seven Things I Say Most Often:
1. That's cute. (This is a very versatile response and can be used sincerely or sarcastically)
For example: "Look at my new dress I bought for prom." --response, "That's cute." or
"I get off watching small children play on tire swings."--response, "That's cute."
2. Yep, I'm pretty drunk.
3. I love you.
4. Fuck. (alternatives are fuck me, fuck you, fuck it, fuck this shit, holy fuck, motherfuck)
5. Hey You. (If I say this to you while deviously grinning, chances are, I want to bang you. If not, why am I saying hello to you anyway? go away)
6. Actually, I'm quite drunk.
7. What are you up to? (AIM greetings are always good conversation starters)


Celebrity Crushes:
Sadly I certainly have more than seven of these. But I'm an American, it's my obligation to support the celeb-obsessed culture that our lovely media bombards us with in hopes of taking our minds off the fact that we are all lazy, obese, STD-ridden rednecks. Plus, come on, these people are some foxy ladies and gentlemen.


and so:

Johnny Depp, Joseph Fiennes, Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johansson, Ethan Hawke, Edward Furlong, Christina Richie, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Fehr, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Johnny Whitworth, Chan Marshall, Sufjan Stevens, Gale Harold, Katherine Moenning, Jeremy Sisto, Edward Norton, Jack Nicholson, Devendra Banhart, Jeff Buckley, Asia Argento, Tim Roth, John Cusack, Gael Garcia Bernal, Guillaume Canet, James Spader, etc.